Ashton Anchors, Gyoro, and Ururun

(Dracomon here. Ashton locked this earlier as a personal musing. It was too rich, I've just gotta put it out there. Let's see how long it takes him to notice. Dracomon out!)

Oh my GOD!

Do I just have a cosmic sign painted on my back saying "send this poor unfortunate dupe scantily clad really hot mage girls that he'll never, ever have a chance with in a million years."?!

... Not that that'd fit on a sign, but still.

Man... It's times like this that I REALLY miss Mikuru...

Oh well. Maybe this whole minion thing won't be so bad. ... As long as I can find a way to keep her from laughing...