Ashton Anchors, Gyoro, and Ururun

Sweet Yggdrasil, are they STILL going at it?! I hope they've at least been sleeping...

I've been afraid to even knock at that door! I saw a room service guy go in last night, and he didn't come out until an hour later!

I found one of Naga's pauldruns in the marketplace! HOW DID IT GET THERE?! SHE WAS FULLY CLOTHED WHEN I LEFT! At least, as fully clothed as Naga gets...

...

I'm bored, and Ashton's having more fun than me. There is no justice in the world.

(Dracomon here. Ashton locked this earlier as a personal musing. It was too rich, I've just gotta put it out there. Let's see how long it takes him to notice. Dracomon out!)

Oh my GOD!

Do I just have a cosmic sign painted on my back saying "send this poor unfortunate dupe scantily clad really hot mage girls that he'll never, ever have a chance with in a million years."?!

... Not that that'd fit on a sign, but still.

Man... It's times like this that I REALLY miss Mikuru...

Oh well. Maybe this whole minion thing won't be so bad. ... As long as I can find a way to keep her from laughing...

I don't believe it!

Don't believe what, Dracomon?

Your luck!

I know, huh? Things are finally looking up for me!

But HOW?!

The universe thought I was due?

You walked into a restaurant, and a bucket above the door caught on Gyoro's horn, spilling water all over the floor which just happened to put out a fire caused by an errant Crepes Suzette!

Just in the right place at the right time!

And then, you stopped a serial mugger by stooping down to pick up some BITS, just as a tree branch would have been sent flying into your face, but it hit him instead as he skulked up behind you!

What's your point?

Shut up and come with me, we're buying some lottery tickets right now!

I think you're reading into things too much, Dracomon...